11 weird things

11 Weird things about me (something I found on savecraig)

1. I have a belly button which is about an inch deep and an inch and a half wide. Every man I have ever dated has been facinated with it, my current boyfriend moreso than any others. It's huge, gaping, and yes, you can fit a quarter in it.

2. I rarely sneeze less than 4 times in a row. In my lifetime, sneezing like this has educated me to the fact that a lot of other women do this, because men often say to me, "My wife/girlfriend/fuckbuddy/sexual slave sneezes a good six times in a row too! You've got allergies?"

3. I have no concept of how I should shave my pubic hair. That's not exactally something they teach teenage girls. Even after having read, watched, and bought a lot of pornography, I'm still not quite sure what to do with it.

4. I swallowed a penny when I was a kid. I almost died.

5. I really hate LA. Not that there's anything wrong with what's there-- the people or the sights, or even the driving, which I really enjoyed-- but I hate the air quality. I got so sick the last time I was there that I really belive I almost died.

6. I have a tendancy to be blunt, and overly direct when totally unnessacary. I like to tell people how it is, but most of the time- when it's really important, or it means a lot to me, I find it difficult to say anything at all.

7. I hate wearing socks.

8. I'm not ugly, or mean... yet for some reason I've never received jewlery or flowers from a boyfriend who wasn't trying to apologize to me for some bullshit he did.

9. I'm a female who willingly watches football, has a serious interest in lan networking capiblities and has taught others how to do these things, yet dates boys.

10. I only have 3 wisdom teeth, and soon I could have as many as one or as few as none.

11. I'm black, and my last name is Newman. Go figure. For the last time, I'm NOT jewish.