The basis of Pampoopology

Welcome to the temple of Pampoopology!

We are a spiritual grouping of people who tend to think best while on the shitter. I, Pam, will guide you toward the nite-light while I instruct you on how to have your daily Shitting Session.

Our form of prayer is to clasp both hands together, grunting, eyes closed and creating the bowel movement. It's actually very calming to let yourself meditate on creation, and allow thoughts to flow into your mind. I have been known to reach tears when in this position of meditation and prayer.

"Dear god yes!" has been uttered by followers of Pampoopology.

Much like the spiritual beliefs of Wicca, this form of meditation can be enhanced by certain components. Items such as incense, scented candles, toilet paper, and Glade Plug-ins, can be of a great help in reaching higher levels of spirituality, and purging unnecessary fumes from your place of worship.

Please do not confuse Pampoopology with the worship of the Golden Throne, also known as Toilets, and the worship of the Toilet God. All of these things are unnatural, as facing the toilet is not encouraged. Especially after the form of spiritual creation that Pampoopology is based upon.

Blessed Pee.

If there is a hell, if I wasn't going to there before, I sure am now.

Love and *grunt* adoration.

Pam