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I totally stole this idea from Gabi (who has a journal) She wrote the orignal fuck you list. I�m not going to name names of people who deserve fuck you�s, because, fair reader, your name might be on that list. Plust, that list would be way too long, as I hate a lot of people from time to time. There are about three people who have never disapointed me, and occasionally, fuck them too. All in all, I love people, and this entry is purely for my amusement. If you�re offended by it, then too bad, you shouldn�t have read it. On with the F word!! pam�s fuck you list Fuck you if you�re under the impression that since I�m nice to other people, I�m going to be nice to you too. You�re sorely mistaken. Fuck you if you hate me. I probabally hate you too, you little whiny bastards. Fuck you if I don�t like you and you can�t handle that. Fuck you if you try to make me feel bad for not liking you. Fuck everyone who has a fucking problem with who I�m dating, especially if your problem is race related. In that case, fuck you in your tiny backwards and/or southern assholes with your own shrivled little dicks. Fuck you if you think I�m stupid. You know what, fuck you twice. Fuck you if you think you need to dictate to me in regards to -anything. Fuck you if you don�t like it. Fuck you for disrespecting me. Fuck your pansy ass if you can�t say it to my face. Fuck you if your problem isn�t with me, and fuck you if you think I�m writing about you. You can go straight to hell if you think your opinion is more important to me than my own. Fuck your religon, not because I think you�re wrong, but because you think it�s right for me. Fuck your sexual prefrence. Not because I think you�re wrong, but because you think I�m wrong for not making a choice. Fuck your political party. And yes, it�s because I think you�re wrong. Oh, and fuck your gender. Not because I don�t like your gender, it�s because I do. Fuck you too, bitch. Fuck you if you think Kill Bill volume one sucked. Fuck you if you run stupid banners on diaryland. Fuck you if you don�t have any sympathy. Fuck your infection. Fuck you, you miserable bastard. And yes, I do know that�s why you�re up there. Fuck you, and stop staring at my breasts. Looking harder isn�t going to make them bigger. Fuck you too. Hearts & butterflies- pam.
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