drunken truth

drunken truisims===

1. everything tastes the saMEW when you're drunk
2. two you give less of a fuck what comes out of your mouth when yourt drunk
3. 3-0- I'm a very honest drunk@!!!!
4. at a certian point your teeth don't feel real anymore.
5. every belch is a ptentional case of heartbuern
6. EVERYONE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND
7. my boobs are bigger when I'm drunk
8. don't gimme no shit.
9. anyone who says they forgot they had a job when drunk is just stupid and encouragable.
10. MOTHERFUKCERS ARE DUMBER AS THE NIGHT GOES ON
11. I think everyone shoud be drunk onece in their life. honest.
12. drunken listsssts are fun.
13. I'm covered in giltter
14. standing up is an effort.

goodnight

llove and adortion

pam