Best Karaoke Night Ever

Anyway, hell yeah there was motherfucking karaoke at a new bar last night.

It was really fun. I was actually surprised how much fun it was. I didn't drink too much, and everyone was out to have a good time. I made a couple of friends, and a few professional connections too (Can you believe it?). There were plenty of Karaoke steryotypes there too.

The old black guy: An old black guy who sings soul music, and can dance, and somehow dances with every pretty white girl in the bar.

The rocker chick: A Girl who sings rock & roll songs, usually accompanied by a group of men.

The Undercover Real Singer: A person (male or female) who truly has an awesome voice, but for whatever reason, isn't making money off of it out of lack of desire, and stage fright.

The Weirdo: A weird guy who sings songs you've never heard of, but dances around to them and makes everyone laugh.

The Drunken Asian: An asian person who is very drunk, and sings nothing but songs that everyone knows and will sing along with. Usually similar to The Weirdo.

Giggly Drunk-Ass White Girl: Enough said... but usually they cannot sing.

Which brings us to...

Old Drunk Bitch Singing That Slow Fucking Song Won't You Please Shut The Fuck Up: A drunk bitch who sings old, slow songs that you've probabally heard once, ruins these songs, and makes you want to bang your head against the sharp end of a knife.

So yeah, karaoke was awesome!

Love and adoration,

Pam