Philadelphia resident quiz... a quiz for you to take!

After reading a test found on this person�s journal, I thought I�d make my own, thus proving that I have way too much time on my hands.

Keep track of your answers, and you can check your results at the bottom :-)

The Philadelphia Resident Quiz:

1. You�re making a left hand turn from a two way street onto another two way street and your light turns green. You�re the first car at the light, and there are lots of oncoming cars preventing you from making your turn immedately. You:

A. Wait patiently for the other cars to pass before putting your foot on the gas.
B. Swear at some of the other drivers, and become midly frustrated, but wait until they�ve passed to pull into the intersection.
C. Pull into the intersection, and ensure that when that light turns red, you�ll get to make your turn.

2. It�s lunchtime. Your office is in the suburbs. You prepare to:

A. Order some Thai Takeout
B. Eat the grub that you brown bagged, because you pay so much fucking money in tolls that you can�t afford to order anything.
C. Call your buddy who has the hookup at the pizza joint 5 miles away to come bring you the 20th lunch that he owes you �cause of some favors, and you will not be paying for.

3. It�s lunchtime. Your office is in the city. You prepare to:

A. Drive to a nice cafe� and eat outside, it�s a beautiful day!
B. Eat the grub that you brown bagged, because you pay so much fucking money in tolls that you can�t afford to order anything.
C. Walk outside, and order a steak, with onions... Goddamnit for the 15th time, I said no fucking onions... Goddamn motherfuckers making this food don�t speak no fucking english.

4. For whatever reason you�ve got tickets to the Eagles vs. Dallas game. While there you:

A. Enjoy the seats that you bought, and try to avoid eating the hot dogs.
B. Spend the first quarter complaing about the drive over the bridge, poor parking, and swear that next time you�ll really take the train.
C. Start on your eighth beer of the day once admitted, and cheer only when a woman with large breasts passes you by, even though you�re quite aware that the Eagles will win the game.

5. How would you answer this question: When in the city of brotherly love, where do you get a cheesteak?

A. �I�m sure someone in Old City will be able to point me in the direction of a great place.�
B. �I don�t eat cheesteaks after that one expereince... ugh, my stomach is still killing me.�
C. �Don�t go to Pat�s or Geno�s, they�ll overcharge you, the fucking tourist traps... I know a nice place at eighth and mifflin that you should try... only two bucks, and they put onions on for free.�

6. You just got your paycheck. You look at your stub, and your first complaint regarding deductions is:

A. �Damn, Uncle Sam just chopped into my pockets again!�
B. �Damn, I�ve gotta get a job closer to home.�
C. �Damn city wage tax! I pay more in that than I do in state taxes!�

7. What is your view on the whole Mumia thing?

A. �He still deserves a re-trial.�
B. �I�m totally sick of this topic.�
C. �Fry �em.�

8.When addressing a group of people, how do you refer to them?

A. Hey Everyone!
B. �Sup Guys?
C. What up wit� yous guys?

9. What�s a good phrase to use when you can�t think of the correct noun for an object, person, animal, or thing?

A. That Whatchamcallit
B. That thing
C. That Jawn

10. What is your opinion of New York City, and everyone who lives there?

A. It�s so huge... and the people are really... direct.
B. New York is Filthy, and the people who live there are too uptight. They ought to move if they�re so pissy.
C. Fuck New York.

11. What�s a typical weekend hangout for you and your friends?

A. Hanging out at the pool, looking at the cute guys/girls
B. Going to the mall, looking at the cute guys/girls
C. Crusing down a small crowded street, with no intention of getting out, looking at the cute guys/girls.

Okay!
For each A answer, give yourself one point
For each B answer, give yourself two points.
For each C answer, give yourself three points.

Okay, if you kept track of your answers, add �em up, and I�ll define your score.

11 - 21 I�d guess that you�re from california (not LA though, they�re assholes of a different breed, and you�re better than them), or perhaps the south. Your life is awesome, and you know not the pain of a Philadelphian. Good for you.

22 - 24 You�re either from Philly and have moved away, or you live in South Jersey. Or both. You could be planning on leaving the city, and if so, good for you.

25 - 33 You motherfucker. You�re a Filthadelphian through and through. Go eagles.

If you took the quiz, It'd be really awesome if you posted your results in my guestbook. I'll post mine too.

Love and adoration,

Pam